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    I got my concealed carry permit yesterday morning.

    In the afternoon, I went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a small 9mm handgun for home/personal protection.

    When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

    Making a mental note to complain about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

    When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!

    As an intelligent senior citizen, I do not get flustered often. But this time, it took me a while to get my pants back on.

    I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to seniors a little more clear.

    I still don't think I looked that bad!

    Just need to wear underwear more often.

































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    I posted this joke so long ago I forgot it was me that posted it.

    I laughed again

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